I realize the irony that this is the first Quick Rant to actually be quick, but I watched Battleship tonight and I have to say; What in the hell is Liam Neeson doing in this movie?!!? It’s a movie adaptation of a damn children’s boardgame with the minimum amount of plot to still legally be [...]
Here’s something that I’ve recently spent a significant amount of time thinking about: prosthetic legs. Specifically, if I had a prosthetic leg, would I put on the leg or the shoe first? At present, I have no answer to this question. I initially assumed that I would put on the leg and then the shoe, [...]
When I was in college, one of my buddies, affectionately known to his friends as Mad Dogg, would regularly find money on the ground while walking around Ohio State’s campus. This guy found enough money lying on the ground that he didn’t even work for months at a time, which, now that I think about [...]
For those of you that missed it, here’s a quick rundown of the national travesty most commonly referred to as the NBA All-Star Weekend Sprite Slam Dunk Contest. For the sake of the contest, the term “All-Star” is liberally applied. While two of the contestants (George and Williams) did make the Rising Stars Challenge squad, [...]
So once and for all I would like to answer the question that has been on everyone’s mind; Who has the most swag? Really there are only two reasonable options; Juicy J or Lil B. We could ask obvious questions, like who has more skill, who has more money, or who can get the most [...]
Watching American History X last night I couldn’t help but notice there where some really important lessons to take away. Just to sum it all up Edward Norton is an asshole skinhead. He commits a hate crime and goes to jail. While he is in jail Edward Furlong (who is Edward Norton’s younger brother and [...]
Ok I was reading my Facebook feed today. Suddenly this pops up. What the shit Facebook friend? Am I supposed to believe this is for real. Am I really supposed to believe this? What subject is this test in? All the questions seem to be about completely different things?.Is this some ridiculous philosophy class? Where [...]
I normally like to post absurd videos from Japan but Taiwan is competing. Be the first to like. BALLS! to this post! I want my balls back.
After having all of our content disappear for a few months, I managed to get it back. I also decided to give the site a refresh. The redesign is still a work in progress. Use our new contact page to shoot me any feedback you have on the new site. Be the first to like. [...]
This is a true story of a man and his toilet. I have thrown a lot of crap at my toilet, sometimes pissing all over it in a degrading manner. But no matter how much shit my toilet has taken from me over the years…it just was not ready for October 1st, 2011. It was [...]